The show opens in Boston with "We Takin' Over" by Dj Khaled as the arena lights are already on and we are some ways into the intro we usually get to see. For some reason, the show cut in late, and this must be pissing Steven Lipchitz off just that bit more. The camera is panning the arena and showing all of the fans throwing their hands into the air, trying to get noticed by the camera. There is one section of college aged guys all wearing Sonic Boom memoribilia, as well as a few Kash supporters to even things out. In the far back of the arena, an almost cult like state group of fans supports Dandelion as they try and imitate the robot like movements she has. The camera then settles in on the announcers table where Brad and Kelly are sitting by. Brad's hair is kind of messy as Kelly looks at him oddly.

Kelly: Brad, you don't seem ready for tonight at all and we are already live.

Brad: You are right Kelly. I'm not ready for the killer card we have in store. Tonight we get to see who the two men, or woman, are that are going to get the chance to headline GCW's first ever PPV.

Kelly: I'm gonna pick Kash to take that spot, despite the recent arguments between him and Sonic Boom. I don't see Sonic stopping him from getting what he wants.

Brad: I doubt Kash can withstand the might of Dandelion. But if he can, he's going to have my pick, and also his bitter rival, Sonic Boom, breathing down his neck.

Kelly: You can't seriously be counting Nixx out.

Brad: After what I saw last week, I've totally lost faith in him.

Kelly: Well we will also get to see the man who beat him live here again tonight as he takes on the new comer Robert Sain.

Brad: We also get to see Matrix get his hands on Alvarez after he stole a victory in the parking lot.

Kelly: I wouldn't say he stole it.

"Land of Confusion" by Disturbed plays and Steven Lipchitz makes his way out from the back on a single crutch. Steven hobbles his way down the ramp, almost falling a few times as he is not very coordinated with the crutch. He gets to the ring and barely makes his way up the steps. He uses his crutch to get to the center of the ring and pulls a mic out from his suit jacket. He taps it a few times to make sure it works before raising it to his mouth.

Steven: Last week we saw one of the most ruthless acts since GCW opened it's doors. That's exactly why I am in the state I am right now. What Cole Henry didn't understand was that I was doing him a favor. Now he can sit back on the unemployment list and get paid for it and will be exceeding even his most harshest critics. But forget about that waste of air time, GCW is moving on into higher horizons. Almost every day now, I have people sending in applications and asking questions about how things are here in the fed we all love. There isn't room for people like him to be getting paid to do absolutely nothing and show no effort on his part. That is the entire reason I created the Unemploycore title. To rid this place of the useless trash who can't be bothered to post one promo.

The fans actually cheer the things that Steven is saying, even though the concept of the title still bothers them a small bit due to them not wanting to see anyone leave or be fired from GCW.

Steven: But tonight we get to see the advancement towards a title of an entirely different kind. A title that will be decided at the very first GCW PPV. I bet you are all wondering just what the name of the PPV is going to be. I'm still deciding whether or not I should tell each and every one of you what it is, or if i should make you wait the two weeks and just order it on a whim.

The fans are slowly starting to boo Lipchitz now that he is holding out on the details. A smile comes across his face.

Steven: I never really was much of a patient man however, so I just think I am going to let you all know right now. The name of the PPV will be Global Warfare. Very suiting huh? At this PPV history will be made as the first GCW Global Champion is going to be decided. The man who will lead the company into the next stage of life will soon be crowned at Global Warfare, and things in GCW are going to heat up as everyone will soon be placing a HUGE target on the back of the man who wears the gold. The four men here tonight are each very lucky to be getting the chance of a lifetime that is being handed to them on a silver platter. But the chance will not come without a price of it's own. What is the price? We'll see when the new champion is decided.

"Land Of Confusion" plays again and Steven hobbles out of the ring and up the ramp with great difficulty as the camera focuses back in on the announcer table.

Brad: So we finally get to know the name of the PPV and in true GCW, there isn't going to be too long to wait before it is here. Steven just confirmed that our very next show is going to be Global Warfare! Tickets are now officially on sale!

Kelly: Brad, I am getting word that something is going on backstage. We better get a camera back there soon.

The camera focuses on Dandelion’s locker room; you can hear a argument coming from behind the room. The camera fades out then in and the scene is shifted inside her locker room.

Scott: See I told you if I left her on this would happen!

Angelica: She is not a robot Scott!

Scott: Ang we leave this room for 5 minutes and come back and she is gone so where the hell is she!?

Angelica: Maybe she wanted to stretch her legs, can’t say I blame her with you always putting her in that comatose state all the time.

Scott: Why did I ever agree for you to talk me into this, not only did you convince me to tell Jestal to take the night off but to leave her on. I can’t believe I let you talk me into any of this!

Angelica: Do me a favor and for once in your life trust me! She will be fine on her own you still hold her controller so stop worrying about her so much!

Scott: I swear woman, she better not cause any trouble around here. I cannot have my possession be fatigued tonight against Kash!

Angelica: She won’t.

Scott: See to it she doesn’t, as a matter of fact FIND HER, since this was all your idea!

Scott’s cell phone rings he pulls it out of his jacket and answers it.

Scott: Yea what is it?

A muffle speaking can barely be heard coming from the cell phone whoever is talking seems to have calmed Scott down a bit.

Scott: Excellent welcome to The Entourage…..yea…..yea….at the PPV yea good idea….Ok…..I’ll stop by your home and will finalize the paper work. Ok see ya later.

Scott closes his cell phone and puts it back in his jacket.

Angelica: So he finally signed with GCW huh?

Scott looks over to his wife.

Scott: Yea only the start of many to join my Entourage….now back to the business at hand. She better show up tonight Ang so I suggest you start looking for her.

Scott leaves the locker room. Angelica grinds her teeth and crosses her arms.

Angelica: I swear he is blowing this whole situation out of hand.

She leaves the locker room. As she does the camera cust back to ringside where we are ready for some tag team action to hit the GCW fans.

Kelly: Oh my god, Dandelion is live and on the loose. That means...

Brad: That means this night just got that much more interesting.

Kelly: I wouldn't exactly go that far. Dandelion could seriously injure somone.

Brad: And is that necessarily a bad thing?

Kelly: Awww, you...forget it, we have to getting to the first match. Alvarez and Matrix continue their feud along with the debuting Justin Baird and a wrestler coming off his debut loss, Crusher.

Justin Baird/Chris Alvarez vs. Crusher/Matrix

Party like a rockstar by Shop Boys plays and Alvarez comes out to a huge pop by the crowd. He flexes by the entrance ramp for a while, then hops over to the ring. Once inside, he flexes again while waiting for his opponent.

Kelly: Alvarez looks pumped up and ready to go here tonight after that attack from Matrix after the parking lot match.

Brad: That was only a small taste of what Matrix has in store for him if Alvarez doesn't give the hell up.

"Better Version" By Shinedown plays, signaling for Justin Baird's entrance, but noone comes out. The music plays one more time as Alvarez starts to look pissed off in the ring as it appears his partner is going to be a no show.

Kelly: Wrestlers aren't allowed to just not show up. What is going on here?

Brad: Alvarez was bragging about doing it alone. Let's see if he can really keep that promise.

Kelly: This is not fair. Not fair at all.

The music plays a third time and as it comes to an end, the arena goes black as Call of the Ktulu by Metallica plays. A single red spotlight shines on the entrance as the large man in black comes out. He wastes no time, and walks to the ring. Following him down to the ring is Crusher. Both men get into the ring and the bell rings.

Brad: Looks like Alvarez's mouth got him into a world of trouble.

Kelly: How can Steven Lipchitz allow this to happen?

Both men run and double clothesline Alvarez to the mat. They both pick him up and send him to the ropes, the hit him with a double flapjack. The ref then forces Matrix to get out of the ring, restoring order in the match. Crusher pulls Alvarez up and lifts him up into the air for a gorilla press, but Alvarez manages to squirm free, even after the punishment he started the match with. He lands on his feet behind Crusher and Matrix shouts as Alvarez drops kicks Crusher in the spine, sending him down to his knees. Alvarez then runs to the ropes that Crusher's head faces and bounces off them. When he runs back at Crusher, he does a double foot dropkick, right into the face of Crusher. As Alvarez stands to his feet, Matrix comes into the ring, hitting him with a forearm from behind. Alvarez goes down and the ref forces Matrix out of the ring. While he is doing this, Alvarez gets back to his feet, but Crusher hits him with a low blow.

Brad: Brilliant move by Crusher.

Kelly: The ref is going to have one hell of a night controlling these two.

As Alvarez falls to his knees, Crusher returns to his feet and locks in a dragon sleeper. Alvarez's arms flail in the air as Crusher applies some pressure to the move. Not looking for a submission, Crusher releases the move and allows Alvarez to fall on his back on the mat. He makes his way over and tags in Matrix. Crusher steps out of the ring as Matrix steps over the top rope. Alvarez is back to his feet and tries to fend off Matrix, but the big man hits him with a huge chop to the head. He pulls Alvarez to his feet from behind and locks him into a german suplex and hits the move three successful times, leaving Alvarez in a heap. Crusher is applauding the destruction on the outside as Matrix grabs Alvarez up again.

Brad: Alvarez is about to be exposed for the fluke victory he got over Matrix.

Kelly: How is that? Because he has to defend against not one, but two opponents just because his partner decided not to show up?

Matrix scoops Alvarez up onto his shoulder and sets him up for a tombstone. He walks around the ring with for a bit before planting his head down onto the mat. Alvarez's skull bounces from the impact and his body looks to have become stiff before flopping to the mat. Matrix stands to his feet and presses his foot down across the throat of Alvarez. Alvarez sounds like his throat is being crushed as the ref counts the illegal hold. Matrix steps off one count before he would have lost the match by disqualification. He waits for one second before placing his foot on his throat yet again, repeating the whole process. He then pulls Alvarez to his feet and sends him to the ropes. On Alvarez's return, Matrix goes for a big boot, but Alvarez ducks underneath. Matrix spins to see what Alvarez's next move will be but he is too late as Alvarez springs off the ropes and slams an elbow into his head. Matrix stumbles from the move and Alvarez takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold. He then does a corkscrew legdrop across the back of Matrix's neck.

Kelly: Alvarez isn't done yet.

Brad: He is just prolonging the inevitable.

Alvarez gets back to his feet and runs to the ropes, but doesn't think clearly as he runs to where Crusher is. Crusher hits Alvarez in the back as he bounces off the rope, causing Alvarez to break his current stride. Alvarez turns around and starts a fist fight with Crusher, evetually knocking him off the apron. He turns around, only to receive a big boot to the face from Matrix. Matrix scoops Alvarez up off the mat as Crusher returns to the ring apron. He places Alvarez head between his legs and signals for a jackknife powerbomb before lifting Alvarez up high into the air and slamming him down on his head and shoulders. Alvarez is motionless as Matrix paces around the ring, celebrating the destruction he has caused. As he nears his partner, Crusher reaches out, and blind tags himself into the match.

Kelly: What does Crusher think he is doing? Matrix had this one in the bag.

Brad: He's showing he wants the win. It's always a good idea to show your hunger and Crusher is doing just that.

Matrix has a look of pure anger go through his eyes as he looks at Crusher, who just shrugs before making his way over to Alvarez. The ref forces Matrix out of the ring. Crusher leans down to pull up Alvarez, but Alvarez pokes him in the eye before rolling him up for the pin. The ref turns around and slides on the mat as Matrix tries to get into the ring on time.

Ref: 1.......2........3!!!

Kelly: I can't believe it. Chris Alvarez kept his word and won the match by himself.

Brad: He had to cheat to do it though. What a loser.

Kelly: But yet when Crusher was cheating you praised him for it?

Matrix barely misses breaking the pin and stomps on Alvarez.Both Crusher and Matrix start a massive beatdown on the now very popular superstar. After they have laid waste to Alvarez, Crusher turns to leave the ring, but Matrix stops him. Crusher starts yelling at Matrix but it falls on deaf ears as Matrix kicks him then lifts him up and hits his finisher, Straight to Hell!! The fans actually cheer this as Matrix rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp, leaving the two bodies motionless in the ring.

Brad: Chris Alvarez manages to steal another one, but ends the night once again not looking like the winner.

Kelly: And this time, Crusher joins him.

WINNER: Chris Alvarez

The cameras cut to Steven Lipchitz's office where he has a brand new Motorola V9 pressed to his ear and seems to be in the middle of a very important conversation. The camera's sound cuts in so we can at least hear what Steven is saying.

Steven: What do you MEAN she got access to my financial records? How did she get authourization to do that? And WHO gave her the access?

Steven goes back to listening. There is a knock at the door, but being in the middle of the conversation, Steven doesn't answer. As he tries to listen to the convo a bit more, the knocks ring across the door a few more times. Finally Steven has enough.

Steven: Hold on just a second......COME IN!!!

The door almost literally bursts down as the leadhand we saw last week comes rushing in. Steven looks at him and smiles at his presence as he turns his attention back to the phone in his hand.

Steven: Tell you what, contact my lawyers, all of them, and when you have them ready to discuss this, let me know. Only THEN will I even BOTHER to consider this bullshit.

Steven slaps the phone closed and puts it into his shirt pocket. He smiles again as he looks at the leadhand.

Steven: I take it by your presence that you have good news for me?

Leadhand: Well it's news. Not too sure how you are going to take it though.

Steven: Meaning?

Leadhand: Meaning I know who is returning and when. But I'm not too sure you are going to like the answers. The answer to the latter question is later tonight. And to tell you who it is. Well it's...

Steven: Stop right there! If it is someone big, I don't exactly want it getting leaked out so early in the show. Let's just leave it as a surprise shall we?

Leadhand: Sure sir, but I really think you should know before it happens. I...

Steven: Don't worry about it son. Now run along and get your normal duties done. I no longer need your assistance. And don't tell anyone what you know or you are fired.

The leadhand tries to speak but Steven ignores him and takes his cell out and presses redial, calling back the person he was talking to before the leadhand showed up. Steven turns his chair so you can only see the back of the chair as the leadhand stands to his feet and walks out of the room. The camera cuts back to ringside where they are preparing for the second match of the evening.

Brad: I don't fucking believe it!! Who is returning tonight. Damn Lipchitz wouldn't let the damn man speak.

Kelly: By the sounds of the fear in that man's voice, I think it is better off he doesn't know until need be.

Brad: Well I hope this mystery person doesn't take too long to show his face.

Tyson Taylor vs Robert Sain

"Mental Health" plays and the entrance for Robert Sain starts but he doesn't come out of the curtains leading backstage. The fans start to boo as they think he is going to be the second no show of the night as he crawls out from underneath the ring. He rolls into the ring underneath the bottom rope and stands hunched over in the ring and holds one arm up. He almost seems a little edgy by the huge crowd in front of him.

Kelly: Robert is looking a little edgy inside that ring.

Brad: Of course he is. You spend years in a mental instituition and then tell me strange people don't bother you.

A red strobe light kicks off in the arena as the 47 Miller Gang begins chanting "If You're Blood Throw it Up". Afterwards, a black male steps out from behind the curtain in an orange, San Quentin prison jumpsuit, and a pair of white Air Max's. He begins down the aisle with an arrogant strut before sliding under the bottom rope. He then pulls a "shank" out of his sock and places it under the bottom turnbuckle. Finally, as his music plays, he pulls out a blue "Cripp" bandana and begins cleaning his shoes with it before dancing on it.

Brad: This guy makes me smile each and every time I see him. Not only does he go to jail for random crimes, he also wins matches.

Kelly: Not cleanly.

Brad: Who cares? A win is a win no matter how it is achieved.

Tyson wastes no time making his way towards Sain as the bell rings and Sain backs up looking a little bit afraid of Taylor. Tyson quickly grabs Sain by the head and spikes him to the mat with a DDT to large boo from the crowd. Tyson gets to his feet at his own pace and flips the bird to the crowd, causing them to boo harder and harder. He then stops his taunting and grabs Sain up by his head, who has had enough time to at least break free from Tyson's grap. This angers Tyson, as he kicks Sain in the groin. How that went unseen by the ref is beyond every wrestling fan in the world. Tyson then uses all his strength and whips Sain to the ropes. Sain goes flying over the top rope and crashes to the floor on the outside. Tyson once again uses this opportunity to taunt the crowd.

Kelly: The fans definitely don't share your opinion here Brad.

Brad: That's because the fans are idiots.

Tyson slides to the outside and picks Sain up. He slams his head off the ring apron, then whips him into the steel steps. The steps crash with a loud boom as Sain goes toppling over them. Tyson quickly makes his way over to Sain and picks him up off the floor and rolls him back in the ring. Tyson uses the ropes to spring over top and land a knee across the forehead of a prone Sain. The move causes the fans to chant in protest of Tyson Taylor. He stands to his feet and basks in the boos as he holds his arms out. While he is celebrating the response from the crowd, Sain has a chance to recover and get to his feet. He sneaks up behind an open Taylor and grabs him up into the air with a back drop. As Tyson's back slams on the mat Sain quickly rolls to his feet.Sain grabs a stunned Tyson to his feet and quickly hits a flatliner, much to the delight of the crowd.

Kelly: OOhh, now a move like that might turn the tide.

Brad: No it won't. Tyson is from the street. He probably does that with his friends for fun.

Sain drags Tyson up again and sends him to the corner. Sain rushes in head first, only to get close and personal with the bottom of Tyson Taylor's boot. Sain backs up adn Tyson rushes out of the corner and hits a powerful clothesline on Sain. He then turns around and lands a few stomps on him before bringing him to his feet. Tyson gouges Sain in the eye, somehow again the ref does not see it. As Sain tries to get his vision back, Taylor hits him with a Manhantten Drop. Now Sain is confused as to what to hold, his balls or his eyes, so he places one hand on each.

Brad: Look at that technique!

Kelly: What, a poke in the eyes then a shot to the nuts? Sounds like a female wrestling to me.

As Sain stumbles about, Tyson grabs him and takes him to the mat with a Russian leg sweep. Tyson signals for his finsher as the fans start the heaviest booing of the night so far. Tyson drags Sain to his feet, sets him up, and successfully delivers B4. He follows through with the move, hanging on to the leg of Sain for the pin. The fans boo at the fact that this might be a clean win for someone they hate.

Ref: 1......2......3!!

Tyson's music starts again and he stands to his feet and celebrates as the boos pour in even more.

Brad: See what did I tell you? He didn't cheat to win that match at all.

Kelly: But he DID cheat to beat Nixx. There is no denying that.

Winner: Tyson Taylor

The cameras cut backstage as AJ Fox storms out of Lipchitz office with the Unemploycore title in his right hand. He does not look to happy as he looks at Lipchitz door and does not pay attention to where he is walking he is suddenly stopped when he collides with Dandelion.

Fox: Oh sorry about that Dandelion can you believe the audacity of Lipchitz making me show this belt in public?

He shows Dandelion the belt.

Fox: Can you believe this stupid idea he came up with?

Fox realizing he is not getting any sort of a conversation with her so he tries to end the conversation.

Fox: Well, Dandelion I am sor…..

Before Fox can get the rest of his sentence out Dandelion kicks Fox in the nuts. He quickly collapses to the ground holding his groin the belt slides on the ground. Dandelion mounts Fox and begins to unload on him with an uncontrollable rage. She finally picks up Fox and slams him into a pile of chairs which sat next to a chair cart. She kicks the title out of her way and grabs Fox who is gasping for air before he can make a comeback Dandelion throws him violently through Lipchitz door knocking it down. Lipchitz quickly stands up as Fox remains unconscious on top of his door.

Steven: What the hell?

Dandelion comes into the picture judging by her expression from her eyes she is thoroughly disgusted.

Steven: Dandelion did you just break my door with our first champion?

Dandelion slowly looks up toward Lipchitz. Lipchitz comes around his desk and checks on Fox for a moment then stands up and looks around Dandelion.

Steven: Where….where is Vicious? Are you alone?

Dandelion does not respond and now appears to be eyeing Lipchitz who is trying to find her master. Suddenly his eyes bulge out of his head he slowly looks down and Dandelion has planted her foot right in between Lipchitz legs. He slowly looks up and collapses to the ground. The camera moves to Dandelion and it looks like she has somewhat of a smirk on her face. She slowly turns from the room and hobbles off down the hallway.The cameras cut back to ringside.

Kelly: Dandelion just kicked the boss in the nuts and now she is headed out here! And she's ALONE!

Brad: Relax Kelly, as long as you don't get in her way, you are fine.

Global Title Tournament Match
Dandelion vs Kash

Lights go out and strobe lights begin to flash, black lights shine up through the stage and Kash comes crawling out, he stands and black light paint falls down on him making him glow in the lights. He then comes down to the ring and slides in going from corner to corner getting the crowd hype for the match.

Brad : Well, its time for our first match in the Global Championship Tournament should be a good one Kelly.>P? No Fears hits the PA

Kelly : Yea, I think Kash and Dandelion defiantly will put on a hell of a show tonight.

The theme plays for a few minutes with no appearance from the Entourage.

Brad : I wonder what is going on where is Scott and Angelica?

Kelly : Well, they both do not seem to be on the same page tonight, and it all revolves around Dandelion.

Backstage just behind the curtain you see Scott and Angelica arguing once more with no Dandelion in sight.

Scott : I told you this would happen where the hell is she!?

Angelica : She’ll be here look calm down lets just go to the ring.

Scott looks’ toward the curtain then toward his wife rather disturbed they walk from behind the curtain and a chorus of boos bellow throughout the arena. Scott looks toward Angelica a few times before making his way to the ring. He enters the ring closely followed by Angelica. Dollhouse by Switchblade Symphony hits the PA.

Brad : Well, it appears the whole concept of leaving Dandelion “on” has backfired on Angelica she is no where to be seen it appears.

The camera focuses on the announcers team and Kelly looks toward Brad to respond to his comment.

Kelly : You men are all alike, I have to agree with Angelica on this argument Dandelion is no light switch like she so eloquently put earlier in the week.

Brad looks at Kelly.

Brad : You have seen what she has done tonight we do still have the same monitors were looking at. She needs to be controlled it’s not a matter of freedom.

The camera quickly goes back to the entranceway while Kelly and Brad argue over the issue concerning Dandelion. Dandelion STILL has not appeared.

Scott motions for a mic and is handed one Kash begins to question the ref.

Scott : You see woman I told you look what you have made me do; I have to bring this issue out in front of all these sarcastically does a Boston accent. Boston neanderthals.

The crowd gives a loud chorus of boos and Scott looks toward the entranceway now getting even more enraged.

Kelly : Yea that’s it Scott shout at her see if that makes it any better?

Scott continues to scream into the mic for her to get to the ring.

Brad : Scott needs to put this woman in check, we came to see a match not a social dispute.

Angelica takes the mic from Scott and stares at him. By this time Dandelion’s theme has played 3 times already and is on its 4th time.

Angelica : You know instead of standing out here like a mad man and barking orders why don’t you take a calmer approach.

Angelica looks to the entranceway.

Brad : What kind of crap is she spewing about?

Kelly : She is proving a point pay attention you might learn something about women.

Angelica says calming into the mic.

Angelica : Now introducing “The Puppet Mistress” Dandelion!!!!

Scott, Kash, and the crowd look on anticipating this approach.

Kelly : See I told you there she is, now we will finally get to see this match.

Dandelion appears to a mix reaction from the crowd she hobbles down the ramp way as Angelica has a smirk across her face as she stares at Scott. The two exit the ring and Dandelion steps through the ropes and finally the match begins the ref calls for the bell.

Brad : Finally we can see this match. Judging by what Dandelion did to Hopper Rose last show I got a feeling Kash may have gotten into something that is not going to be so easy as he might of thought.

The two lock up and Kash quickly overpowers Dandelion and tosses her off the ropes he drops to his stomach and she steps over him and bounces off the ropes as she comes back Kash leap frogs her. On her return Kash sidewalk slams her to the mat he hops to his feet and quickly hops on the second turnbuckle near them and tries for a moonsault. Dandelion quickly moves out of the way and gets to her feet. Kash hits the mat hard, Dandelion goes off the ropes and does a somersault in mid air and finishes with a leg drop to the back of Kash’s head.

Kelly : Nice move by Dandelion!

Dandelion picks up Kash and tries to throw him into the turnbuckle but he reverses it and Dandelion is thrown into the turnbuckle. Kash runs in with a clothslines and hits it. Dandy staggers out into the middle of the ring and Kash kicks her in the stomach slouching her over and nails a DDT. He goes for the cover but Dandelion quickly kicks out before even a one count.

Brad : I think it will take more than a DDT to keep her down Kash.

Kash picks up Dandelion and looks to the crowd for approval as he turns around…..

Kelly : No Strings!!! She hit him out of no where, Kash is down fans. Both Angelica and Scott look to be pleased too.

Dandelion quickly gets to her feet and picks up Kash and locks in a double underhook and slams Kash’s head into the mat with her Splinter move. Dandelion obviously not done hops on the turnbuckle and jumps from the second turnbuckle to deliver a forearm shot across Kash’s face. She goes for the cover. 1…….2….kick out.

Brad : That was 3 ref are you blind!

Dandy not really caring about the ref’s count picks up Kash and tosses him off the ropes she tries for a clothesline but Kash slides under her legs, she turns around and Kash has gotten to his feet and nails a standing Hurricarana to a huge pop from the crowd.

Kelly : What a move by Kash, its hard to pull off a Hurricarana standing up and he just did it flawlessly.

Kash gets to his feet and climbs the ropes once more facing the crowd. Angelica has hopped on the ropes the ref is distracted

Kelly : OH COME ON! Vicious just bounced the top rope forcing Kash to fall on the top turnbuckle!

Brad : Never mind that what the hell is Dandelion doing!

Angelica has hopped off the ropes and Dandy has gotten to the top turnbuckle just to the right of the turnbuckle where Kash is sitting stunned. She slowly begins to tight rope walk the top rope and finishes it off when she reaches Kash into a Hurricarana off the top rope to the floor.

Brad : Did you just see that!!! She just Wooden Grasped Kash!!!!

Chants of Holy Shit blare throughout the crowd as Kash slams across the top off the announcers table and into the laps of Brad and Kelly. They quickly stand up on his approach toward them.

Kelly : Dandelion is face first on the outside of the ring and Kash is behind our table now.

The ref begins the count and the crowd can only chant GCW, GCW. Angelica is trying to wake up Dandelion.

Brad : The ref has gotten to 8 here fans don’t let this end like this come on!

Dandelion suddenly stands up even Angelica looked shocked. She slides into the ring then out. She slowly moves over to Kelly’s position.

Kelly : Um what…..

Before Kelly can finish her sentence Dandelion snatches her chair from her and folds it up. Kash during all this has crawled out from behind the announcers table. He slowly stands to his feet in front of the announcers table. He turns around and quickly reacts with a boot into Dandelion’s stomach and then into a Van Damninator!

Brad : No Dandy!

Scott and Angelica look on in shock this time Dandelion is not getting up quickly here. Kash staggers over toward her and picks her up and tosses her back into the ring. Kash is really favoring his back now.

Kelly : Kash could be hurt here fans but man what a match!

Brad : Look at this Dandelion is back on her feet just as Kash gets in the ring.

Dandelion staggers back and stumbles into the turnbuckle. Kash moves in and climbs the second turnbuckle and raises his fist to the crowd and begins the 10 punch count with the fans. On the final 10 punch he hops off and Dandelion staggers out to the center of the ring and drops to a knee. Scott is furious slamming his hands on the apron.

Kelly : Kash has the match under control it looks. Kash is signaling for The Depression!!

He wraps his arms around Dandy’s waist but Dandelion drops to a knee and low blows Kash in the nuts. Kash staggers backward and into the turnbuckle. Dandelion runs at Kash and nails a knee into his gut and uses her momentum to climb over top of Kash he staggers outward she jumps back.

Brad : Stake your Life!!! Kash is down.

1……2………3 the ref calls for the bell and Dandelion gets to her feet as Scott and Angelica get in the ring this time Dandelion quickly looks at Scott. As he approaches her and so does the ref. Angelica is reassuring her that it’s different this time. And the ref raises her hand this time not Scott’s.

Kelly : Man Kash and Dandelion had a hell of a match here fans I would love to see them meet again.

Brad : But what’s more important is that Dandelion has advanced in the Global Chaos Championship Tournament.

Winner and Spot #1 earned at PPV: Dandelion

Brad: So it is now time for the Main event, and this mystery person still has not showed his face.

Kelly: How do you know it is a male?

Main Event
Global Title Tournament Match
Sonic Boom vs Nixx

The lights go out as we hear the banjo of "Gin and Juice" by The String Cheese Incident begins to play as man wearing a clan hood makes his way to the ring. The fans boo as he walks the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle and removes his hood. As you guessed Sonic Boom has made his GCW debut. He is dressed in jeans and a sleeveless Rebel flag t-shirtses a few seconds as some pyros go off around the ring. He begins to pace the ring waiting on Nixx.

Kelly: I interviewed him before the match, it was pretty disgusting.

Brad: I bet you love it, everyone knows you have a crush on him.

Kelly: No, no it was disturbing. He was naked again, and there were black marks all over his "thing". I asked if he had staff and he laughed at me. They were tattoos, he said all the names of the confederate states were there. Brad: Why on earth would someone have that tattooed there? How could it be big enough to. Kelly: He said he tattooed it himself last night, so all the GCW fans could see "The South Rise Again."

Brad: As gross as that sounds, it takes a tough SOB to tattoo that! Kelly: Let's get back to the ring, Nixx is coming out. "Riders on the Storm" by Doors plays and Nixx makes his way down to the ring. He still has the mark on his head from the assault from Tyson last week.

Brad: So we finally get to see these two men in ring, this isn't going to be a match, this is going to be a war, someone is going to get hurt.

The bell sounds and the two rush each other in a flurry of blows. As punches are exchanged, Nixx steps back and kicks Boom in his freshly tattooed junk. Sonic doubles over and Nixx grabs him and hits a powerbomb. Instead of going for the cover, he steps back and kicks the in the face. The Sonic Boom spits out a mouth full of blood, and a tooth with that.

Kelly: Oh my God, this is brutal.

Brad: It appears this match is very personal.

Kelly: I think so but if these two don't calm it down a bit, then they are both going to be disqualified.

Back in the ring, Nixx lifts up his leg to stomp on Boom's head. As he comes down Boom moves he head and bites the back of Nixx's leg, drawing blood. Nixx falls to the ground, screaming and holding his leg. Sonic gets to his feet, his face covered in blood. As the camera zooms in, we can see he is smiling under that mask of blood.

Brad: That face is the single scariest thing I have ever seen. He looks like a fucking demon.

Kelly: Yes it is scar... What is that smell, Brad did you poop yourself in fear?

Sonic Boom looks down at Nixx and starts toward him. Nixx gets to his feet and you can see murder in his eyes. The ref realizes something is wrong and gets between them. Sonic turns to walk away, but then turns back and decks the ref and leaves the ring and starts to reach under it. Nixx looks down at the the ref, shrugs, gathers him up and dumps him out of the ring. The bell sounds.

Kelly: looks like you were right, DQ.

Brad: Yes, but let's stay with the action, I feel this is not over.

Nixx turns around to find Boom back in the ring. Boom smiles and swings a cement block as hard as he can, catching Nixx right in the head. The left side of Nixx's face seems to explode in bblood skin and snot. Nixx crumples to the ground. Sonic Boom heads back under the ring.

Kelly: I think he is deadm seriously, I think he is.

Brad, pulling out an iphone: Screw this I am calling 911 .

Back in the ring, Sonic heads back to Nixx after another trip under the ring. He drags Nixx's limp body to the floor and lays him across the ring steps. He puts right arm over the ring steps and comes down hard with a box he retrieved. The fans can hear the snap of the bone breaking in the back rows. Boom drags his left leg upthe steps andrepeats the process, breaking the leg too.

Kelly: Please, this is not scripted, HELP!!

Brad: SOMEONE GET THE FUCKING COPS DOWN HERE!!!!!

Boom opens the box he retrieved from under the ring and pulls out a … Tattoo gun!?! He then goes for the mic.

Boom: Nixx you are a dick, so now the world will always know!

Boom leans over ant runs the tattoo gun across what is left of Nixx's head. He is laughing merrily, singing "the White Man Marches On" as he works. Refs come down to the ring, trying to stop this maniac, but Sonic swats them away like a fly. Kash runs down tackles him. As the fist are flying, cops and EMT storm the ring. They handcuff Sonic Boom and drag him out. The camera zooms in on the tattoo now on Nixx's forhead and we see it is a penis. Brad and Kelly are speechless at the events they just witnessed. Amongst the commotion, "Land Of Confusion" plays and Steven Lichitz limps his way down to the ring with his crutch.

Steven: Well isn't this just great. Fucking great. Sure Nixx deserves the match, but look at him. You think he is going to be in any kind of condition to compete at the level he is going to be required to when facing a demonchild like Dandelion? Look what she had done to me earlier on this evening! And Sonic Boom is the other man, but he is on his way to jail! So I am proposing that...

Steven Lipchitz is cut off as "We WIll Rock You" by Queen plays. The fans go crazy as they already know who this music belongs to. Brad and Kelly are shocked as they also know who this music belongs to.

Brad: Okay you got to be shitting me. What the hell is he doing back in the GCW?

Kelly: Brad, you shoosh. You know this is where he belonged the entire time.

From behind the curtains, out steps Winter along with his new friend, Black Death. The two men stand at the top of the ramp as the fans lose their shit becuase of the sight of these two superior athletes. Steven looks irate in the ring as Winter cracks a smile. He raises the mic in his hand to his mouth as the fans and music finally die down.

Winter: Hiya LipShitz! How's it going my friend?

Steven: Winter?!?! What the hell do you want? You left GCW remember? Your contract is void! Security, take this man away!

The security starts to advance on Winter as he quickly responds.

Winter: No, LipShitz, that is where you are wrong. You see, Mark Mania did do one thing right before you fired him. You see, he managed to redo my entire contract, and guarantee me a title shot when I feel fit. And seeing as you have a spot open, I don't really feel too terribly bad about accepting it now.

Steven: Winter, you'll never get a shot. I HATE you. I HATE YOU SO MUCH .....

Lipchitz's mic cuts out.

Winter: Yeah, that's right, SHADDAP!! It's my time to talk. Not only am I going to dominate the Global title scene, me and my partner here are going to dominate any challengers you place in front of us as a team. That's right, you are looking at GCW's first official tag team. And this also marks the return of BLACK ICE!!

The fans go nuts at the mention of the famous EWF tag team name.

Kelly: Ok, this is almost too much to take.

Brad: Black who?

Winter: So seeing as I have answered all the questions about your title issues, then I guess all there is left to do is wrap this show up. Have a good night ladies and gentlemen.

Winter tosses the mic as his music plays again and him and Black Death taunt Steven before going backstage. Steven throws the mic in his hand and shows his anger by "stomping" on his crutch. The show credits come on the screen.